
First off, in my painfully depressing,OMGWTFBBQ OHHHNOES!, teenage years, one of my many joys in life is DREAMING. Sadly, I don't remember my dreams often because my head is like a blackhole. Suckas. Since the wonderful 2010 has started I have had two ,OMFGWTFBBQ, such dreams. I'll share them. Anyways on to my dreams. First one I was babysitting for the family I usually babysit for and like once the parent got home they ran out of money. So, instead they gave a crate full of porn. I was like "okay thanks?" Then the crate started to pull me, just like a magnet. Pulling up to speeds that is incomprehenable, or whatever word you choketoes want to be there. Anyways, I ended up on a isolated harbor where a huge pirate ship stayed. Naturally, I went inside. Only to find out the it had crates and crate filled with porn. I lol'd. Didn't watch any of it though. I left it all to a friend. I'm the coolest friend ever, I know. Second dream starts NOW no wait NAO. Well I was with this guy, who I consider a, like one of those guys in high school that will go on to sell like tvs or something. So, anyways we were outside a house looking through a window, in bright day light nonetheless. Anyways then I saw a chair that I guess I had wanted. I turned to him and said"Steal that for me," why, well I don't know. So, we break into the house and he grabs my neck, and starts squeezing. Before he lets go, he states " Let me sing a song to you, and then I'll let you free." I forgot what the song was. Nor, do I really care. After he's done serenading me, he turns around and says You wanted that chair, right?" I nodded. He steals the chair. The sun started to set, so we ran. Then I woke up.
Those two dreams are like the most awesome dreams I've had in like FOREVER. I don't really know what keeps me attached to them. Maybe because something happened in them.
Happy Valentine's Day to all you non real readers(choketoes) Hope yo uaren't lonley today liek someone I know. lol. Bye bitches. I really need to get better at this blogging thing it's been what 1 and half year, and what number post is this? I'm going to go build a puzzle while a ponder these things.

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